humor

"What happened to your tan?"--Fang"It was dirt."--Max"

"I've had great success being a total idiot."

"Dreams like a podcast,Downloading truth in my ears.They tell me cool stuff.""Apollo?"I guess, because I figured nobody else could make a haiku that bad.He put his finger to his lips. "I'm incognito. Call me Fred.""A god named Fred?"

"It's lovely. If only you could frost someone to death.""Don't be so superior. You can never tell what you will find in the arena. Say it's a gigantic cake-"

"I can't decide whether I'm a good girl wrapped up in a bad girl, or if I'm a bad girl wrapped up in a good girl. And that's how I know I'm a woman!"

"The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected."

"No. Don't distract me with your sexy talk."

"The nation that complacently and fearfully allows its artists and writers to become suspected rather than respected is no longer regarded as a nation possessed with humor or depth."

"As I get older, my sense of humor is my biggest asset."

"I can't not put humor in a book."

"I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards."

"That's ridiculous."Especially the part about Christian being manly."

"I could not tread these perilous paths in safety, if I did not keep a saving sense of humor."

"Geez, you guys. I know I'm popular and all, but seriously, you're a bit too co-dependent for me. I'm going to need you to step away from my personal bubble."A wispy vine-woman curled ivy tendrils around his arm, and he sliced through them with his dagger. "No! Bad Wraith! No touchie!"

"I think that sense of humor is important in marriage. A sense of humor gets people through marriage."

"Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh."

"George Bush isn't Hitler. He could be if he applied himself."

"I’ve got a nice racket going. I make tennis ball swatters. My favorite score is love all. That’s also how I live my life."

"If you're anorexic, you're doing it wrong."I swat him with a dish towel. "No, no, I mean anorexics look in the mirror, and even if they're eighty pounds, they still see a fat girl. I'm a hundred pounds heavier than I was in high school, my veins are full of creme fraiche, and yet I look in the mirror, take in the hair and makeup, and think, Damn, baby, you fiiine."

"The whole ability to look at the complexity of race and any sort of associated -ism and still find humor, that's a very interesting space."