#humor

"You've got an awfully kissable mouth."

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"Love vs. Mental Illness [10w] Love, like mental illness, comes on graduallyand then suddenly."

"A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement"

"It called to him, a sweet heady beacon of femininity, fertility, and fuckability. His three favorite f-words."

"Is it better to be feared or loved? Loved, because people associate with you because they want to, not because they need to. We need to eat beets, but we want to eat cake. Be the cake of the world."

"V shook his head. “Remember what you saw in that clearing, cop? How’d you like that anywhere near a female you loved?”Butch put down the Bud without drinking from it. His eyes traveled over Rhage’s body.“We’re going to need a shitload of steel,” the human muttered."

"So. You get handed a holy sword by an archangel, told to go fight the forces of evil, and you somehow remain an atheist. Is that what you're saying?"

"A crate full of discreet would appear to be empty. But it’s not. It’s full of my love for you."

"Using a mannequin and some rope, could you ride two bicycles at once? Next time, try three bikes. Then truly love someone, because that’s even harder."

"I like to vote, but not be voted on. I don’t mind losing one on one, but to lose through a vote means the majority think I’m a loser."

"Tofino, Canada Haiku Free flowing clothes,Strumming guitar on the beach.Still my baggage follows me."

"So many FREAKS and not enough CIRCUSES!"

"If words had weight, a single sentence from Death would have anchored a ship."

"The cat hair floated in the air like a sound vibration, and I plucked it like a guitar string. Sometimes I can be so musical I’m like a living love song."

"[In the Universe it may be that] Primitive life is very common and intelligent life is fairly rare. Some would say it has yet to occur on Earth."

"Life is about having an attitude of gratitude. And grabitude. Seriously, you’ve got to take stuff. What, do you think someone’s just going to hand you what you want?"

"She's so small, yet she contains so much evil."

"Take a nap in a fireplace and you'll sleep like a log."

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"