humor

"Ah,” said Magnus. “Nerd love. It is a beautiful thing, while also being an object of mockery and hilarity for those of us who are more sophisticated."

"Even celebrities, most people have a sense of humor. Most of the people we meet who we've done on the show, like it."

"Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common."

"I manage through a sense of humor. We all work hard, and work has to be a really interesting, fun place. And that has to start at the top."

"On the night of the murder I was at home, asleep. The characters in my dream can vouch for me."

"Trophies are clutter at best, and weapons at worst. I prefer my awards heavy and with handles."

"I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened."

"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria."

"Just believe everything I tell you, and it will all be very, very simple.'Ah, well, I'm not sure I believe that."

"There is nothing more luxurious than eating while you read—unless it be reading while you eat. Amabel did both: they are not the same thing, as you will see if you think the matter over."

"I just bought a small condo overlooking the water. The water is in a cup, one floor below my unit."

"Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws."

"I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled."

"It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets."

"Love is you wearing her favorite shirt of yours, just like you did yesterday and the day before. And the day before that too."

"I'm an off-the-charts introvert. To me, being around groups of strangers is exhausting. I've had to sort of train myself to think about two tactics: finding common ground and invoking humor."

"Every day I’m growing as a man. I’m not growing in height, but rather I’m growing in love, which makes me seem taller than I really am."

"I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores."

"You realize that trying to keep your distance from me will not lessen my affection for you. All efforts to save me from you will fail."

"Everybody finished the song at different times. At last, only the Weasley twins were left singing along to a very slow funeral march."