humor

"I’ll finish the bottle of wine, while you finish what you were saying about how good it is. If you waste no words, I’ll waste no time."

"I meet people to know I’m not alone. I network like an astronaut on the moon."

"She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert."

"I think there's a little confusion between humor and 'gross' passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable, because they aren't the same thing."

"So my humor, I'd say, comes from a mixture of lowbrow comedy shows and highbrow theater. It's an interesting mix."

"OK, in all seriousness, I would say I couldn't be in a relationship without equality, generosity, integrity, spirit, kindness and humor. And awesomeness."

"If after reading this book you come to my home and brutally murder me, I do not blame you."

"Edward Norton and I have known each other awhile. I just think he's the real deal, supremely talented and smart. He's got a great sense of humor."

"You want to change? Lose the bitch. Be nicer to people. Stop telling them to "bite you"and threatening to kick them until they're dead."

"NO PDA,school rules. And besides she's my partner dickhead."said Alex."

"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred."

"I saw him do a No More Potatoes Dance, after he saw me stuff the last of the mashed potatoes in my pocket."

"Puns are the highest form of literature."

"I like doing comedy, I like doing drama. Naturally I like to do, I like doing dramas, I like conflict, and when I do a comedy, you know, I've found that, like, romantic comedy is the trickiest one, because often it's neither: it's not romantic and it's not funny. So, like, I like a comedy that's biting. It's biting humor or really quirky humor."

"Bad news, Harry. I've just been to see Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt. She – er, got a bit shirty with me. Told me I'd got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared more about winning the Cup than I do about staying alive. Just because I told her I didn't care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the Snitch first."

"I have a hobby. I have the world’s largest collection of sea shells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you’ve seen some of it."

"So."[Isobel] cleared her throat. "What are we doing?""We,"[Varen] said at last, "are doing a project on Poe.""Didn't he marry his cousin or something?""The man is a literary god and that's all you have to say?"

"A photographer is like a cod, which produces a million eggs in order that one may reach maturity."

"Delaying death is one of my favorite hobbies"

"There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt."