humor

"Networking is drinking the nectar of interconnectedness. And I’ve been drinking since noon, so I may need @ryanlilly to drive me home."

"My senior year of high school, I was voted 'Wittiest.' So, several years later, I decided to try my hand at writing humor to see if I could be witty enough to make some money."

"Harry and Hermione are very platonic friends. But I won't answer for anyone else, nudge-nudge wink-wink!"

"James - "Are you paying attention or just trying to make me look like an idoit?"Elizabeth - "Oh, I'm definately paying attention. If you look like an idiot it has nothing to do with me."

"Don't forget to give Neville our love!' Ginny told James as she hugged him.'Mum! I can't give a professor love!''But you know Neville-'James rolled his eyes.'Outside, yeah, but at school he's Professor Longbottom, isn't he? I can't walk into Herbology and give him love...."

"Yes, frosting. The final defense of the dying."

"There is a proverbial saying chiefly concerned with warning against too closely calculating the numerical value of un-hatched chicks."

"If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere."

"But because it was able to balance that kind of humor with a sweet story and characters you really rooted for and also got across the girls' point of view, I've heard nothing but great things from younger and older females as well."

"Five syllables,"Apollo said, counting them on his fingers. "That would be real bad."

"It is a great thing to start life with a small number of really good books which are your very own."

"If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared their independence from it."

"Man is certainly stark mad; he cannot make a worm, and yet he will be making gods by dozens."

"Wit is the lowest form of humor."

"She'd also called me brave...unless she was talking to the catfish."

"If you aren't cute, you may as well be clever."

"I make naked, and I make it by hand. I also make it using the rest of my body. Coming soon to a Walmart near you."

"There is humor in the darkest of moments - People who I have loved and passed away, and very high stake situations where you can't help but laugh. I think that's very human."

"Dont ruin my balls!"She laughs as the words leave her mouth.Better yours than mine, chica."I toss the dough balls at her, one by one, until I've got none left."

"I have always loved camping, ever since I was eight, and was forcibly stuffed in a trunk and dropped off in the middle of the forest. My dad was a complex man, but I believe he was trying to show me the value of camping."