Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I am a slave to your love. Well, more like indentured servant."

"On Knowledge: You know that I know you know, but I want you to know that I know you know I know you know I know. It’s important for you to know that, you know?"

"I am the washing machine of love. And if you have no idea what I mean, maybe it’s time to let some laundry into your life."

"The lungs are fishing nets for smoke, and I inhaled her essence like she was marijuana grown just for me."

"Love isn’t in a hurry like a flurry of flowery words on paper. It’s lush and slow to grow its aroma in the garden of time."

"Don’t try to hog loneliness and keep it all to yourself. Share it with a special someone."

"Today we’re living in an anti-Waldo world, where you don’t want to blend in and have people struggle to find you. You want your personal brand to stand out like you’re wearing a red and white sweater, and everyone else has on black."

"Knocking on a door is so violent. Talk on the door. Try to get it to open up through communication, not violence."

"I don't understand people who say they need more "Me Time."What other time is there? Do these people spend part of their day in someone else's body?"

"I’m the Director of Redundancy. I’m also the Director. I make love like I make love, and that is why I am the Director of Redundancy."

"I was gardening when I saw this snail/slug thing disguised as a leaf. Ah, isn't fall a wonderful time to slowly fall in love?"

"Be memorable. Say something unforgettable. Be silent."

"Just when you thought you’d considered all the angles, life goes from a square to a cube. Love should also be 3D."

"For our first date we went Dutch. We would have gone another nationality, but they are the tallest."

"The question is not how much work are you willing to put in, but what are you willing to take out? Success is sacrifice."

"Go sip on gossip, and leave the coffee talk for me to chug. I’ll be in the kitchen, giggling like a schoolgirl if you need me."

"My heartbeat is a pulse, and it pumps out sonic vibrations that resonate with her mind as she lays her head on my chest. Listen silently and you can hear the frequency of love."

"To know is good, but to know how to use that knowledge is better. And to acknowledge the wisdom in this is the best."

"Last weekend I went out of my comfort zone to go hang out with people I’d only heard about, and I met one new person who turned out to be a very valuable contact. I should try networking at my family reunions more often, because that’s how I finally met my dad."

"Behold, the number five is at hand. Grab it and shake and harness the power of networking."