#word-junkies

"I’d rather sell one thing for one million dollars, than sell one million things for one dollar each. I feel the same about my love and women."

"When she tried to seduce me, I got suspicious, thinking she was just after my massive fortune. Then I relaxed, when I remembered I'm poor."

"My instant love in a box is perfect for Florida. Just add water."

"She had eyes like sunsets, and every time she blinked it felt like the end of the world, otherwise known as night."

"I know I'm not going to be in your head all the time. But once you know me, I'll be forever in your heart."

"I morphed from a fly to a flower to a butterfly, which is like a combination flower and fly. I thought I was in love, but I was merely asleep."

"The wealthier I get, the more money I will have to not have, because my goal in getting is giving, and nothing is better than charity."

"I held her gaze as I held her in my arms. With all that holding I couldn’t hold on to the moment, and it slipped past me into the lonely past."

"I want to love you down. I want to love you deep. I want to love you up. And I want to love you width all my heart. Now that is #4DFeeling."

"It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. Ugh, #love."

"I like coffee tables. I’m into drinkable furniture."

"I water fake plants, because I’m growing a garden of fake mustaches. Lest no man (or woman) question my ability as a lover."

"We must make love to find out how it’s made. I don’t know what the ingredients are, but I think we can make a batch or two by morning."

"My cabinet was made by hand. My applause is also made by hand, and I stood there clapping the whole time the carpenter was making my cabinet."

"I’m addicted to warm Thanksgiving bird meat, but I should just quit cold turkey. To me, the beginning of December is like leftover November."

"I have a Rubik’s Cube for a heart, and my love for you is no puzzle. Through twists and spins, life can only get more colorful."

"What reading level is the word love? It’s a four-letter word everybody knows the meaning of, but nobody can define it."

"I make furniture that can be used as weapons. The most dangerous piece of furniture is the Loveseat."

"You can use your mouth to speak the words I love you, or you can use your mouth to kiss me and transport love from your mind to my heart."

"You are not your body. You are the sum of all your actions, and they live on after your body dies. You may be mortal, but your brand is eternal."