Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle."

"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."

"I cook. My favorite thing to make is love."

"When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle."

"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."

"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."

"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."

"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."

"Why take the stairs when someone else can take them for you? Love is like a flight of stairs—somebody’s going to take them, so I may as well be unselfish and take the elevator."

"I cook. My favorite thing to make is love."

"We made love like two folding lawn chairs. We were both motionless, but the possibility of movement permeated the moment."

"It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. Ugh, #love."

"He said he came in second place, so I assumed there were only two competitors. But you never know with love, there may have been a third party involved."

"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."

"In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense."

"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."

"You catch more flies with honey than you do with chopsticks. Let this be a lesson in love."

"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."

"In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader."

"Last time I arm-wrestled, I broke my leg. Boy, what I wouldn’t do for love."