Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe."

"My nickname isn’t Scarface—it’s Scarf Ace. I make knitted neck warmers like I make love—one grandmother at a time."

"My love is rare, like a hornless unicorn."

"I left a jar in the doorway to leave the door ajar, but love never walked in."

"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."

"My love is rare, like a hornless unicorn."

"To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone."

"Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe."

"I’m running from the very person I’m chasing, and this is how I know I’m in love."

"I’ve got a way with love. Away with love."

"Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now is the best time to die."

"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."

"As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone."

"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."

"I’ve got a way with love. Away with love."

"A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly, I’ll bet I could pack in all my love for you."

"The difference between a karate chop and a high five is the same as the difference between a knife and a paddle. My love can slice like a piece of pizza."

"Making benches is no walk in the park. It takes one a lot of love to make a bench, and then it takes two to make love on that bench."

"He said he came in second place, so I assumed there were only two competitors. But you never know with love, there may have been a third party involved."

"I want the gift of a guitar—no strings attached. I want your love to also have no strings attached—and be just as musical."